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Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")
"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?
"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."
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--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.
"Hey man, how was the game?"
"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."
"Ouch."
When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!
TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in
GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA
A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis
Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar
This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.
Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.