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having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy
Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group
Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass
A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.
A: Yo, your car's empty.
B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!
When you pee on the poop stuck to the toilet bowl in order to clean it.
Mark’s manager at Guitar Center asked him to clean the men’s toilet using his GC toilet brush.
When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.
"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”