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When someone is laying on their back, with another on top, then someone standing up takes a shit on the middle man.
Lucy, would you please give me a chocolate sandwich.
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ur bung-julio, or chocolate pocket. ur arse!
look at the back of that cat... see da chocolate starfish?
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Ramming your girlfriend in the tail pipe so hard that she shits on your dick.
Raymond: Dude I fucked Lola in the ass last night.
Oneal: Awesome, was it good?
Raymond: It was till I got some Sexual Chocolate.
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When a random girl is giving you a blow job pull out your dick right before you cum, spill chocolate powder in her face and proceed to ejaculate. After performing this move the girl is gonna be stunned for a couple of minutes, so you can easily escape the scene. This is used when you realize that the girl blowing you either has a dick, or is ugly as fuck.
guy1: dude are u ok? I saw you running out of the hotel last night.
guy2: Yeah, I realized that the girl blowing me had a fuckin' Penis! But everything is fine, I performed a Chocolate Milkshake and escaped with mi ass untouched.
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The joint you just love 2 mess wit but cudnt c urself in a serious relationship with or just anybody u have mad love for!!!
I like her alot buts its not serious shes just my chocolate drop for now!!! or my besties are my chocolate drops cuz i just love them!!!
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After anal sex, the man pulls his dick out covered in fecal material, and has the girl lick it off like its a chocolate popsicle.
Dude #1: Man, last night was great, i had the first chocolate willy i ever expirienced.
Dude #2: thats really gross dude.
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Ass fucking with choclate drizzle on the tip of the dick
Bro gave my girl a chocolate truffle last night.
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