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(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):
an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date
the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr
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To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.
"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."
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The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...
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a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.
Will: See those drunk women over there?
Nigel: Fucking embarrassing.
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A dirty drunk is a woman who hasn't showered in a few months for the pleasure of smelling her BO while drinking heavy liquor; especially when having sexual intercourse. Never deal with a dirty drunk, they are normally high priced sluts and have many STDs that you do not want to deal with in the future. Also the like to do rim jobs (aka eating out the asshole, or just licking and sucking the asshole for sexual pleasure.)
Stacy gave me an amazing rim job last night, but she a stanky ratchet so that makes her a dirty drunk.
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Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.
Did you see Timmy T bomber last night? He was dracula drunk.
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Similar to drunk dialing, only instead of calling somebody on the phone when you're hammered, you call them on skype
Joe got totally wasted last night and started drunk skyping all his friends, it was so annoying!
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