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A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.
Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
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Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
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Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
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When a person you want to either be friends with, date, be in a relationship with, or have sex with won't willingly hangout with you in person and limits you to communication through Facebook usually because they don't know you well or don't want to know you well for various reasons. Can sometimes include texting to an extent. Usually will make you feel like a desperate asshole for continuing to try (unless you're self-absorbed). Can sometimes be worse than the friendzone depending on the situation. Is extremely common with people you add and have mutual friends with but haven't met in person.
Clay - "Man, Emily facebook zoned me last night..."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."
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Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...
I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting
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The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
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To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.
Jon and I are facebook brofficial now; he confirmed me as his brother.
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