A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend
Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is sheβs a dyke.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
When one chokes from having cotton mouth after eating dry ass Austin Toasty Crackers with Penut Butter. (Usually when no water is present)
Those crackers Joe gave me were a mouth sand-trap and I almost died because I had no water and a severe cotton mouth.
an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.
Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti
Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything
Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::
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Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
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The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.
Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
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1) The effect of drinking sugary drinks such as non-diet sodas. The sugar creates a sticky residue in your mouth.
2) A non-diet soda
Stop drinking that goddamn gay mouth!
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A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.
1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek
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