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Nathan is a depressed pick me boy who will say that they’re going to kill them selves when you break up with them. They also complain about how fat and ugly they are. Don’t waste your time or money on Nathan, since he is just a depressed little ugly musty golden retriever boy wannabe.
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Person 1: ‘I’m so ugly and fat’
Person 2: ‘ew you’re giving Nathan rn’
The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.
Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.
Nathan is the best person you will ever meet so funny so hot and awkward but still hot. My boyfriend Nathan is so hot 🥵 not even lying his voice is hot and yes I still love his book bag talk to you for 1 second not that long (he’s not my boyfriend tho) and his hands 🙌
Person 1: I like your book bag
Nathan : oh thanks
Person 1: welcome
Person 2 : don’t you have a crush on him
Nathan: ohhhhh really 👀
Person 1: 🏃🏾 ♀️ Runs like she never ran before
Nathan's are the single most greatest guys you can ever meet.theyre super loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you.Also kinda cute they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. He’s also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.
Girl- You’re so lucky you have a Nathan
Girl- I know right he’s just the best!
Nathan's are loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.
They’re also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you. Very attractive.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. Also HUGE cock the size of California and eats pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Girl- I love Nathan he’s perfect and has a huge cack.
Girl- you’re so lucky I’m jealous!
from a nathan to another:
nathans pull nobody, have tiny manhood, no game, is stupidly sweaty all the time, and is very unfunny. at least me. nobody has a crush on me i am pretty much mentally fatherless now. goodbye fellow nathans. btw call me nathaniel i will stab you
Person 1: Nathan is cringe asf
Person 2: ikr who is he