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When your friend watches you as you are being attacked and die.
SEARGENT NOODLE HELPPPP PLEASE HELP NOODLE
When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.
Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨
What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".
Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...
A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.
Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.