Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter
Hey peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter (peter)
Peter is a name for penis
So anyone named peter is also a penis
Look at peter looking like a penis
Peter is a smart, handsome, dorky, sexy, sweet, strong, hot, cute boy. He’s maybe a spiderboy but he isn’t scary like real spider’s. Every father figure of peter dies eventually, so don’t be his daddy! He has a pretty thicc ass in his spandex suit. He has also a super nice aunt who will be there for him till she dies.
“Peter: I don’t wanna go”
Handsome, sweet guy. He would never let you down, he is helpful and empathic.
Yesterday I went out with Peter. I found out he is awesome person to hang out with.
A athletic fat boy who has big dreams. The kid is funny when he wants to be but other times he is just super annoying. He cares a lot about his friends even though he messes up ever other day. He is a pretty popular dude and has decent looks. He loves numbers with 3 in it and he is a very special kid. He mainly plays football, baseball, and basketball but he has a big size so his weight is very helpful. Overall the kid is a legend so never ever lose him.
Peter is a bloody legend who loves food, friends, and family.
This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.
Lao: Who's that?
Dave: That's my friend Peter
Lao: He looks like a neek
Dave: Nah, he's the best
A guy who's kind of weird but also funny. Never does any homework but still passes classes with above average scores. Can function without any sleep, as long as he gets his daily pop-tarts.
Someone: "Peter is peter."
Anyone: "Yes, that's true."