The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.
โMommy, Iโm pooping water poop!โ
Jordan Cooper; in other words his real name.
BP, Big, Big Poop.
boy: "Hey BP , howd you do on that history test?"
Jordan Cooper: why the fu*k is my nickname a piece of shit???
boy: not my problem that s YOUR name......
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the black snow/ice stuff that gathers behind your tires in winter, then falls off at random
dude... sorry but i think my car pooped in your driveway
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When you die you shit yourself , as one final fuck you to the world and all your enemies inhabiting it.
An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.
"Man, Ralphio just revenge pooped all over my brand new Jordans as I choked his bitch ass"
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Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.
Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.
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The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.
While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!
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