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I wouldn't date sally because she is a rusty bucket
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Clap infected penis whilst urination
Old wartime term for a man with an STD
Rusty Rifle representing a rusty infected penis peeing at all angles
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A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.
"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,ΡΡΠΊΠ°."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
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When you have anal sex with someone from Oklahoma who doesnt wipe well.
Q:How was your date last night?
A: it was great until I got a rusty 46 from this girl from Tulsa.
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When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.
Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun
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After you take a shit, if you drop your hairbrush in the toilet before flushing from that day on it's considered a Rusty Rake.
I think that bitch lent me a Rusty Rake now my hair smells like shit.
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To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.
"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"
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