Big Sausage Pizza

A pizza with a giant sausage on it, usually delivered to your home by a pizza delivery guy

Please can i have a big sausage pizza?

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throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

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Bush-League Sausage Submarine Sandwich

To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.

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Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.

The BEST distillery in the North West! Home of Single Silo Chi Vodka, the single tastiest beverage on the face of the earth. It and its quirky, Volkswagen/Lamborghini driving makers are loved by all, from the New York Times and Columbia Tower club to dive bars biker gangs.
Does not actually make sausage.

Random thirsty person: Jeez, I wish I had something to drink
Well prepared individual who carries Single Silo with him: Here, try this
Random thirsty person: Wow, this is delicious!
Well prepared individual: Yeah! It's vodka I bought from Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.
Random thirsty person: Vodka?! But it's noon!
Well prepared individual: Single Silo is the vodka that's not just for breakfast *thumbs up*

Vodka connoisseur: I love Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.'s vodka because it has such long legs and doesn't make me want to throw up at all

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

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sausage with brown sauce

Another term for anal sex

You like your sausage with brown sauce

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like throwing a sausage down a tunnel

When a females vagina has taken so much penis that when having sexual intercourse your penis dosent touch the sides

I finaly banged that girl last night i was gutted to find she had a fanny like a wizzards sleave it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel

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