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When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
a British anonymous mixed genre (metal based) band with a lead singer named Vessel and 3 other band members (ii,iii,iv are there names)
"what are you listening to?" "oh, I am listening to sleep token!"
after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.
I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!
Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"