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when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
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Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
A unit of time or period of time. Can be any amount within.
It will take me a Nigga Second to find out why you looked this up.
When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.
Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."