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Super straight

Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.

Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!

by AHHHHHSPEEDRUNNINGTHESENUTS March 7, 2021

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Super Straight

A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.

Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people

Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi

by LangJ March 7, 2021

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Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves

1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!

by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022

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Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

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Super Straight

White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for

"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"

by Cosmicnyan March 7, 2021

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Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.

Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist

by Cat_BestinShow December 28, 2022

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Super Straight

A "sexuality" used by transphobes

A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child

by Your local skinwalker June 18, 2023

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