Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.
Jim: Hey Tod.. so whatβs your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesnβt know iβm gay. I am super straight!!
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A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.
Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people
Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi
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Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves
1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!
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An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.
A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"
*gunshots*
B: XP
A: :D
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White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for
"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"
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Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.
Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
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A "sexuality" used by transphobes
A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child
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