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When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed
Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes
Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."
A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.
And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?
A huge blunt full of cocaine, Adderall topped off with melatonin.
Crack Hoodlem : “ yo manz wanna hit dis big juicy toe “
Crazy Fucking Yahtzee Nazi : “ what’s a big juicy toe bruh “
A joint that causes one to fold dishes.
"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."
when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
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Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.
"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"
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