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When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)
Man I really needed some toilet therapy!
It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever
Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road
When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
An elite crew of very swag people
Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit
A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.
"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.