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讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬
당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요
あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク
đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
When someone fails at doing something the they built up.
jonny scuffed his shot
"Your a bit good " said Henry
It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!
Girl: Why three days?
Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches
Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "