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1.) A person completing a fearful goal.
2.) A man who has a silver covered testie.
3.) A man keeping his cool after being kicked, really hard, in the Balls
1.) Frank: "Did you hear what Trevor just did?"
Alex: "No, what?"
Frank: "He walked into a haunted house. yelled, "I think that ghosts are pussies!!! I have balls of steel!"
Alex: "What happened to him?"
Frank: "I don't know, he didn't come out."
2.) "You might not know this, but I have a ball of steel."
"Prove it"
"I'll walk through the metal detector, I bet you 40$ that it'll ring or go off."
3.) "Dan, you ok?"
"Yea, I've been kicked so many times in the balls, i have balls of steel."
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When things are a whole lot of hassle and not much fun this is the feeling you get in your balls (scrotum). Females also feel this even though they have no balls.
It is an analogy, please seek medical advice if you have real pain or soreness in your ball bags, as you may have an STD.
That would be a double ball ache.
Its a real ball ache having to do the washing up.
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Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.
Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.
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Two women engaging in sexual intercourse by way of rubbing each other's vaginas together.
Wendy doesn't like penetrative sex, just poodle-balling.
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Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.
A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"
"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."
"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."
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Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.
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The art of 2 men masterbating over a girl and cummin all over her.
Goddard: Shall we 4 ball stacey?
Unknown: Yeah.. b mint , she'll LOVE it
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