Reverse uno card

the most powerful card ever to be created. this can be used in ANY argument.

even in the most serious moments. nothing can beat it, besides the second most powerful one..the two words..."No u"
it scares me, just typing it.

Katie: "I'm taking the kids!"

Jack: *pulls out a uno reverse card*
Katie: "NOOOOO"
See what i mean? the reverse uno card can be used in the most serious moments.

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

nia card

biggest shit eater ever

god damn that nia card girl stinks

get out of hell free card

get out of hell nooooow

get out of hell FREE card? YAY?

The Gay Card

The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)

WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

V-Card

A credit card used to pay for v-bucks

1: Dude, you saw that awesome ninja skin in Fortnite?
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!