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While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
Just like giving head, but with your mans ear
Giving ear: making out with your SO ear
To not be doing anything.
"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"
an act of intercourse where the male flips the female on her side and proceeds to stick his penis inside her ear
officer I told him plz stop and no I don't want it but he ignored me and preceded to ear bang me
To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
Definition:
" Pay my money today or get ear bang".
(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap
She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette