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oh is that the guy that fucked 7 women last night, "yeah thats max levin"
Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends
stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Gun go boom boom. Bomb make big big boom boom.
It was never meant to be... - Peter Max, battle of Salacian
Absolutely hating women, Named after a man named smoka
"He really treats all women like they're useless, Hes always Smoka Maxing
max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.
omg thats max koochklien, hes so MEAF