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A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight
I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.
A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.
Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky
Slapping someone with cooked noodles
"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"
Gap between the two front teeth of a human person.
I knew it was them after I saw their noodle grin.