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To have sexual intercourse with a male
Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one
When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake
when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.
We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.
When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.
1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo
Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19