Every bitch at the school suck dick or eat pussy
this school is filled with cousin fuckers and a cheating ass administration
south sumter high school is so shitty
A China man who is slender and chopsticks for arms who goes around snatching sacks and he looks like Sean Williams.
Jeremey is know around for being south gates sack snatcher
Mistakenly spraying one's face with bug spray, sunscreen, etc., usually due to not insuring nozzle is pointed away from the face before application
Heidi forgot to check the bugspray nozzle before test spraying and gave herself a South Florida Money Shot
Jimmy is a lvl 10 bard who has sung many songs and won many battles.
He also has Crutches
"There once was a Maiden from stone berry hallow! She didnt talk much but boy could she swallow.
I had a nice time she said at once... The maiden from stone berry who was also your mom..."
"Jimmy from South Park was hilarious!"
"You mean the Level 10 Bard!"
"We are never gonna get girlfriends are we..."
"Nope."
A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
Bunch of yee yee ass mfs, racist hillbilly’s and a bunch of rednecks and a lot of people that have a attitude such as “ I don’t give a fuck about you or what you have”
Have you heard how bad south stokes high school is