In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!
Every bitch at the school suck dick or eat pussy
this school is filled with cousin fuckers and a cheating ass administration
south sumter high school is so shitty
A China man who is slender and chopsticks for arms who goes around snatching sacks and he looks like Sean Williams.
Jeremey is know around for being south gates sack snatcher
A school in a literal cornfield, home to the Raiders.
Historically a strongly conservative school, with a many students coming from blue collar family’s.
Now however, there are some wack-ass liberals that get offended if you call them “her” instead of “2002 Ford F-150 xlt 2 2wd”
Dad: “Hey, wanna go to South Range High School?”
Answer: “I’m going to beat the fuck out of you.”
This is the third day this week someone's taken my parking spot at South range high school