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Hey, do you like ALL females?
I’m super straight.
So half straight because you don’t like ALL females!
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a “sexuality” made by a bunch of transphobic people trying to weasel their way into the lgbtq+ and invalidate other lgbtq+ people. they only date cisgender people who were born the opposite sex as them. the colors of the flag are black and orange (inspired by pornhub)
guy 1: have you seen that tiktok trend “super straight?”
guy 2: yeah i identify as super straight now
guy 3: that’s transphobic, you’re allowed a preference but the sexuality is made to invalidate trans and lgbtq people
guy 4: fuck off, me and the boys are all super straight, go to hell
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Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.
Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue
Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd
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Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.
Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!
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an excuse to be transphobic
(I can reclaim the t slur)
person 1 : I wouldn't date a tranny I'm super straight but I'm not transphobic
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help
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A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.
Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people
Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi
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Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual
Isn’t homophonic
Friend: what is your sexuality
You: I’m super straight
Friend: what about your partner
You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi
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