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One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
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The guy who plows our complex after a snowstorm. More than once if it's a big storm. He is friendly and hard working. He hires others to shovel the walkways because he is too good to do so. Sometimes he runs the spreader and spreads sand, or salt. He's cute.
We just got 10 inches of snow and now I am waiting for Plow Guy to come clear the snow so I can get to work.
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Someone who drives a car that looks like a police car, such as a Crown Vic.
I slowed down because there was a cop ahead but it turned out to just be a cop guy.
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Also know as a "grip and grin" person. An extovert. An individual with an outgoing personality who has the ability to achieve a goal through interpersonal skills.
President Bill Clinton with his ability to meet someone for the first time and make them feel like they were the only person in the world who matters is the best grease guy.
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A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.
Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.
Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.
The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.
In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.
If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:
Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"
Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"
(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
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A synonym for The Simpsons.
1: Remember that episode of Family Guy we saw a few nights ago?
2: Dude, that was The Simpsons
1: Yeah, that's what I said.
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It refers to the song 2019 guy.
Its basically a niceguy cuck
Luke is a 2019 guy
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