When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.
Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!
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Malak syndrome when you can't text or talk for shit. When anything you say doesn't make sense
"Omg guys I have malak syndrome!!!!"
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While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.
Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.
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Prone to forgetting minor and major things easily. Has a short memory span, also known as 'fruitfly memory.'
I forgot where I parked, must have Hong Syndrome
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When a guy enters into a relationship with a girl and subsequently alienates his friends. examples of this include, but are not limited to; constantly ditching your friends for your girlfriend, letting your girlfriend wear fraternity letters that she hasn't earned, generally siding with your girlfriend even when she is blatantly disrespectful to your friends. The worst part of this syndrome is that the girl in question is NOT worthy of these actions.
When brian's girlfriend yelled at us for no reason he took her side, he must have laddusaw-syndrome because why else would he put hoes before bros?
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ref. Star Fox character, Andross Bowman; quote, "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
The act of forcing someone else to suffer along side of you, usually friends or loved ones.
The phrase "Andross Syndrome" should be applied to situations such of real life trolling, i.e. forcing someone to watch irritating memes (see Nyan Cat,) or when seeing something truly disturbing online and sharing it with others.
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The grogginess experienced the next morning by one whose Call of Duty 5: World at War or Call of Duty: Black Ops zombie round went on longer than one would have expected. Often felt by one who began a game at around 1:00 a.m.ish and did not finish until 3:30 or 4:00 a.m. Even though one knows that he/she will be experiencing zombs syndrome the next morning, one will not leave the match for fear of being loathed indefinitely by those in the match with him or her because, as those who play the COD(call of duty) know, the match cannot continue or will be incredibly screwed if one player is to leave. And, despite experiencing a slight energy rush between 2:45 and 3:15 a.m., zombs syndrome often sets in before sleep and then fully strikes the affected when he or she wakes up the next morning.
Ehhh 4ish. I'm suffering from mad Zombs Syndrome right now.
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