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1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.
2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.
Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin
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Free flow for free. When you pay for free flow, you get fucked over for cash. When you get free flow for free (that there isn't a fee for), you are going to a virgin free flow.
Dad: Yo dawg, you going to dat bitch's party??
Son: Does it have a virgin free flow?
Dad: Yeah, its completely free!111!1! there's no entrance fee at all!11!!!1
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A VG is when you take a virgin girl out for a nice dinner, then take her home and ask her to the Pepsi challenge, only you have replaced the pepsi with a mixtuer of you're semen and birth control pills so she doesn't know how to get pregnant.
I took this HB7.5 out to Vitino's. we had a 20 oz steak each and I asked if she had ever done the pepsi challenge. then I took her home and did a Virgin Cocktail on here. she did in fact get pregnant later which is why I added the pills part in case you want to try this. also i am not too sure if she was a vigrin.
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A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam
"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"
When you neva had sex and then you get on fortnite and you go beep beep on the trash kid and then bomb go boom witha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh from town yeah huh.
Bro shutup kid your like a virgin go beepbeep. Why. Because
When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation
I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!
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Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
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