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Long Range Fuel Tank

When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.

Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"

Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"

Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"

by Bobwin February 11, 2012


Five Dollar Foot Long

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.

I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."

by Eck XC 69 September 17, 2008


the long island goodbye

Suicide.

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

by Paul the Mediocre June 23, 2009


long island lolita

The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.

1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD

by LassieBb March 02, 2019


Wisconsin Long John

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.

Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.

by maui059 July 18, 2011


the live long and prosper

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink

I gave that chick the live long and prosper

by Darth Baiter September 14, 2017


Long time no sea

When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍

Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.

by Cesca1705 April 29, 2016