The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.
God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life
he Is very nice with a big heart when you get to know him he can be sensitive but more aggressive he but also he likes to hide his emotions in what I would say bad ways. but he is such a nice guy when you get to know an andrew.
Andrew got an 98 on the test today.
Best mother fucker ever forever basically if you ain't him fuck you He is that great he even makes writing this heavenly godlike especially because it ain't written by some bitch cunt writing secret messages man with a huge cock wrote this that's why
Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy : bitch Andrew nut oozing out your mouth you just bitch stalked him on the internet
Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy :yeah I do think you can have his asshole babies when he rips you anally
Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.
a fucking asshole who only cares about his food and will leave you stranded with your ex.
girl - fuck you andrew
guy- what? youre the one who went
girl- because you didnt chase after me whatsoever. you stupid fuck