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Describes when an individual of Caucasian appearance takes a massive dump in a public bathroom generally tended to by Asians.
Typically an act of revenge exerted on the cubical closest to the bathroom's entrance in order to maximise stench emanation/wafting.
Related: To Bomb Pearl Harbour
-Dude, we just went to all-you-can-eat Indian and I had to take a massive dump.
Did you bomb Hiroshima?
-I bombed the FUCK out of Hiroshima.
A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.
The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.
The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.
Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?
Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.
Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!
The act of a large group of people sending a single BBM contact a large amount of PING!!! messages. Usually results in the persons BlackBerry freezing for a period of time while their phone tries to process all the incoming PING!!!.
Usually initiated in boring classes or meetings. It is initiated by starting a conference chat with all people in the room, except the individual who will be Ping Bombed.
BBM Chat
Mike: "Paul, this class blows. Let's ping bomb Scott"
Scott has been invited to join.
Scott has been added to the chat.
Andrew has been invited to join.
Andrew has been added to the chat.
Glenn has been invited to join.
Glenn has been added to the chat.
Daniel has been invited to join.
Daniel has been added to the chat.
Steve has been invited to join.
Steve has been added to the chat.
Mike: "Alright guys. Chris has been making weird noises all class. Ping Bomb him!"
When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.
Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us
Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.
A slush bomb is when, after anal sex, the mixture of semen and feces is expressed into another person's anal opening while sharing an Anus Press.
After Jack ejaculated into Jenny's anus, she shared an Anus Press with Jack and gave him a warm slush bomb.
Anti-Matter bomb. Capable of destroying New York with only one. Penguin will create this superweapon and use it against all who oppose them (pretty much anyone who doesn't think they are the greatest thing in the UNIVERSE!!!)
"Run! The AM-Bombs are coming." Fred said
"No point, dumbass, they will kill you no matter where you go. The Penguins are all powerful" Goerge said as he shot himself.
The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!
High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.
"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"
"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"