can we turn it up

can we turn it up, like hardcore, imma turn my master down so you can turn it up like hardcore

person 1 -"boi i just died in roblox"
person 2 -"this is so sad can we turn it up"

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can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

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she can get dick

If a guy says "she can get dick" it means she is either hot or fuckable so like he would fuck her or a lot of other people want to

oh her? damn she can get dick!

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I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

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We can still be friends

5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”

Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends”
Girl: “yeah that’d be great”
*guy to self: not gonna he friends*
*girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*

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we can all sing

an internet meme by victoria justice interrupting daniella to say that everyone in her friend group can sing while they were talking about ariana and daniella and liz

liz: ariana can sing anything!
ariana: awe ty!
daniella: liz also sings really-
victoria: wE cAn AlL sIng

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can i go pee

i really need to pee right now

please let me pee, can i go pee yet

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