A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.
1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.
2. That party is going to be a dick village.
3. Nice dick village you faggots!
The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.
Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area
"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."
The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.
There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.
You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.
"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"
When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.
I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.
It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.