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Have her back home by 11:00

Really means bring her back no later than 10:30.

Overprotective Father: Let me remind you that it's MY daughter you're dating. You'd better have her back home by 11:00, or so help me, you WILL marry her!

Boyfriend: 10:30. Got it.

by spinaltapsoundguy November 5, 2009

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kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

1. We have to face reality the way it is. 2. We'll have to face the consequences of what we have done. 3.We'll have to face the consequences as to what others have done. Source. You guessed it. Water pollution.

We've really messed up now and Dad is going to really be mad at us. I guess that's the kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

by Dave Greer February 21, 2008

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I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta-

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-

by h3h3_B10TCH August 20, 2021


Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.

Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”

by aynthoenie August 29, 2021

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I know we have our differences

The phrase you say before you make peace or team up with your enemy.

Person A: "What the hell do you want?"
Person B: "Listen, I know we have our differences."

by I.M. Abdullah May 4, 2022


5 fortnite youtubers who have sworn

A youtube video by best trends who talks about 5 fortnite youtubers who have sworn

today we will be going over 5 fortnite youtubers who have sworn

by Pineapple840 February 11, 2021


Looks like you have reached the end.

Appears on google images when you reach the end of the page, this can be easy or hard depending of what you are watching
This was also used on memes a while ago, not anymore

Guy 1: Alright let me search for unnnjnjnjnbyvtvtv on images
*1 photo appears*
Guy 1: Looks like you have reached the end..
Guy 1: oh sh-

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- August 19, 2021