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Old Rules Of The Internet

1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.

The Game.
See- Old Rules Of The Internet, to try again.

by Anonymous9820 August 2, 2008

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Internet Becky

An online nosy person that gives athoritive demands without having authority. They typically reply to comments online with snark remarks and act superior because they feel that some type of authoritive figure will support them, usually a moderator.

Internet becky enters random online conversation: "this isn't the appropriate place to talk about this. Post it somewhere else or i'll report you"

by GlassTop February 4, 2019

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Internet identity

When some one you know, just met, co-worker, etc. Acts, talks,types, or jokes differently online then they would in person.

Guy#1 hey can i add you on facebook

Girl#1 sure here you go

Later on......

Girl#1 this guy i met added me on face-book

Girl#2 oh yeah whats he like?

Girl#1 well he was so cool irl but when he talks to me online he's seems really different... i cant understand why.

Girl#2 Ahh! that poser That's his "Internet identity" its just a front he doesn't have the guts to talk to people that way irl so he does it online.

by G-baby007 April 16, 2010

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Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”

He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.

by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011


magic internet words

Words used by enraged call of duty black ops II players's that are usually racist or crude

"HEY **** YOU***** SUCK ON THESE ****" - Pete
"Hey no Magic Internet Words" Tom

by Slimetheboss March 9, 2020


Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address

Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”

by Hellion Lola October 1, 2009


Dark Corner of the Internet

When you come across some unrelated psycopathic or even erotic videos or information which you had not intended to stumble upon.

Dave: Man, you should have seen this wierd video I saw last night!
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I was doing some research on the French when I clicked on this link that lead me to five guys covering eachother in nutella.
Tom: Sounds like somebody ended up in the dark corner of the internet..

by YAYAYA March 6, 2012