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A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.
Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.
It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .
The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap
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When you are at Waffle House at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. It has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.
Me: Hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.
Dude: Are you gonna eat it?
Me: No, I'm gonna waffle slap the shit outta Andrew with that damn waffle when he gets back!
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1. (v) a slap from a bitch (usually backhanded) applied to one's face.
2. (v) a slap so hard you just have to go wtf.
1. (Male Figure A) "Eww, biatch you stank!"
(Female Figure A) "Aww hell naw!"
-FFA slaps MFA-
(Male Figure B) "Dayum nigga you got bitch-slapped!"
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adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
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The mystical art of knocking out ones opponent in mortal combat using a single strike with an open palm. This often fatal move is not recommended for beginners as a failure to knock out an assailant will often see the move being miss-construed as a Bitch Slap.
Finish your work, or I will perform a Slap Down on you!
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Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!
Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!
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The act of slapping someone in the face with an overly large breast, with the intent of making a loud slapping noise and leaving a bruise.
This behemoth stripper just flopped out her tits and korny slapped me with them. my mates heard the noise from the other side of the bar and i had a bruise on my left cheek the next morning.
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