Ashing

The act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device

"Hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? I wanna load another!"

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Ashing

A tendency of Gaining or losing weight quickly in a short period of time

Dude, I can see a bit of downward Ashing today on my weigh in.

Ashing

To shake vigorously.

Hey look how hard I can shake my cocktail

Yeah you're totally ashing that shit .

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Ashing

Searching, finding and flirting with people on the internet, preferably people who you don't know, live absolutely nowhere near you, and you have no intention of meeting them in person (even though you tell them you plan on doing so). This has been linked very closely with misleading those unfortunate persons into thinking you are in "true love" with them.

This act has been named after a certain 'male' of whom indulges into this act frequently with several of the female gender across the internet simultaneously

Also used to describe an act of being so up your own arse, so big-headed and thinking every girl that glances at you, fancy you!

'"Yo dude, av u gt ny randm gals addys? am wel up 4 doin sum ashing 2nite"'

'"hey, met my girlfriend on facebook"
"have you actually met her? i mean in person?"
"no, but she says we will, we're deeply in true love"
"mate, i feel for you, she's ashing you!"
"SHIT! NOOOOOOO!"'

'"that girl well fancies me"
"shes 8 years old! stop ashing!"'

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Ashing

Act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. She will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.

"Will you be cremated or burruied?"
"Well hopefully, if the wifes game I'll be ashed..."
"I've never heard of ashing before"
"Look it up on ubandictionay.com"

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Ashes to Ashes

When 2 or more old people have sex

kid:gramps what do you with gramma when you're bored
gramps: ashes to ashes kiddo

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Ashes To Ashes

1. A popular David Bowie song
2. A television show. It is the sequel to Life On Mars. It is set in 1980s London and stars Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt and Keeley Hawes as Alex Drake. It is shown on Thursday, 9PM, BBC1

1. "I've just listened to Ashes To Ashes for the 100th time. It's such a great song."
2. "Are you going to watch Ashes To Ashes this Thursday night at 9pm on BBC1?"

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