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I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
i really need to pee right now
please let me pee, can i go pee yet
5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”
Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends”
Girl: “yeah that’d be great”
*guy to self: not gonna he friends*
*girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*
an internet meme by victoria justice interrupting daniella to say that everyone in her friend group can sing while they were talking about ariana and daniella and liz
liz: ariana can sing anything!
ariana: awe ty!
daniella: liz also sings really-
victoria: wE cAn AlL sIng
The Napoleon meme you see on tiktok
Example
A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!
Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...
*Amour plastique starts playing*
Most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered.
Jack yelled to his buddy Mike... "Can I Get A Stovepipe!"
Mike replied... "Stoovvveeeepippeee!"
This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.
Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card
Can I go to the bathroom?
*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*