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When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.
Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."
When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.
I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.
After making love to your partner's anus, you withdraw your penis as quick as possible, which should pull out the receving partner's rectum, resulting in a prolapsed rectum or "pink sock." Then, you find a nearby sock, and defecate into it. Having done that, you then beat or "bop" the prolapsed rectum of your partner. This is tangent of the Cleveland Steamer, hence the use of Ohio in the title.
Prisoners in the mentally unstable section of a prison use the Ohio Sock Bop as the most brutal form of shower rape.
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1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n
4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v
6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
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First, you perform the pink sock to another person, male or female. Then you immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio on the dangling mass of intestinal wall.
Man 1: I gave this chick a pink sock lollipop last night.
Man 2: Oh, how'd that shit taste.
Man 1: Oh well you obviously already know. Like shit!
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a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole
Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.
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