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happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!
my girlfriend orgasms in shit bombs
When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé
That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.
When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
When something just plain SUCKS for real
Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr
usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good
"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod