raise your endorphins

go f* yourself

You need to raise your endorphins

Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

i can smell your soup from here

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

(Your Band)-ictionary

When you like a band soooooo much that you have to make a whole website about it

(Your Band)-ictionary examples:
The Magentas-ictionary!
The Urbans-ictionary!

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

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National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them

“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”