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Show us your tags

What you would say to someone when you want to see the price tag of their clothing. This can only be used for really classy people who like to flaunt their $2.95 designer clothing by failing to remove the price tag.

Mary-Beth: Hey sugar
Chad: Hey sexy, show us your tags

by Astropup February 13, 2007


Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” April 24, 2022


Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022


cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022


cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022


beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019


your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 25, 2018