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When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap
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A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution
When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.
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A place that is less than half a mile away from your house that smells to high heaven every fucking time that it rains......son of a bitch.
God, the poo factory really smells tonight, I wish it hadn't rained last night.
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When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.
Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo
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And exclamation of disgust uttered immediately after you cop a whiff of something that curls your nose hairs.
Poo-whiff, Barry, better lay-off the beans, old son!
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A mild derogatory comment saying someone is ugly and literally has a face like poo. Also used when someone is being idiotic.
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A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).
I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.
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