SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
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Noun: aka: douche bag: A nicer way of calling someone, or your friend(s), a douche bag(s).
1. Mark, stop being such a de jour, all the girls are going to leave!
2. Wow, it sure is a de jourfest in here.
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(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open
A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!
B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
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A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
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an advanced version of the Eiffel Tower where in the two males on either end of the female hold a third counter parts atop their shoulders laterally while he penetrates the woman anally from above.
Hoffmann, Smith, and I totally gave that ginger bitch the Arc de Triumph last night.
...no I don't think she can walk yet.
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To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.
You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"
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The state of being embodied by an individual who runs sans pants through a public place while wearing rabbit ears and waving his/her pants overhead.
To reach the state of Jamaican de Pants Rabbit, one must complete the run while a by-stander recognizes the individual as De Pants Rabbit and shouts in a Jamaican accent, โLook mon. De Pants Rabbit.โ
The Velvet de Pants Rabbit is another variation in which the individual completes the run completely nude.
To reach the state of Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit โ the highest form of De Pants Rabbit an individual can obtain โ one must complete the run completely nude, while a by-stander shouts in a Jamaican accent, โLook mon. De Pants Rabbit.โ Few ever obtain the Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit.
Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.
During a trip to Fountain Square, we saw De Pants Rabbit.
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