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When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.
Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.
you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.
caused by amphetamines.
dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.
A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!
Person 2 - You know when your back?
Person 1 - Asian half hour...
A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.
Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.
Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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