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a twat
"remember when j-bird hit Alice Haddleton in the head with a lunch box?"
"what a twat"
Similar to Blue Balls, it is the painful feeling when a good tweet is halfway done and suddenly all inspiration is lost
Person 1:#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay was trending the other day and I almost had the best tweet, but I completely forgot how to finish it. It was the worst Blue Bird
Person 2: How bad did it hurt?
Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!
T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."
To sexually destroy another in an act of coital hate - preferably from the rear.
If you don't shut the fuck up I will big bird your ass...lover.
Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.
Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
Let's go rip some birds
Person 1: "What's Kep doing?"
Person 2: "Rippin' bird dogs "
Person 1: "tru dat:"
Rounding ones tongue in a clockwise motion around anothers asshole.
Babe, get over here for a whirly bird