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A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel
brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike
He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.
The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."