shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

Reverse uno card

the most powerful card ever to be created. this can be used in ANY argument.

even in the most serious moments. nothing can beat it, besides the second most powerful one..the two words..."No u"
it scares me, just typing it.

Katie: "I'm taking the kids!"

Jack: *pulls out a uno reverse card*
Katie: "NOOOOO"
See what i mean? the reverse uno card can be used in the most serious moments.

get out of hell free card

get out of hell nooooow

get out of hell FREE card? YAY?

Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

Pokémon card

a nude photo

look at all the pokémon cards I’ve collected