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Death metal with all the metal taken out of it, in order to make it palatable for the faithful, duped masses who think their tyrannical god cares what lyrics somebody else growls into a microphone.
Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
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Mathew Christian Gentzke is gay. Gay homosexual not straight slut
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This school is booty, it only favours the strong and athletic, or the rich. The poor people at this school are shamed for something they have no control over. This place is a legit rip off of the great school Whitefield.
Man, did you see how Trinity Christian School had a hit list for a high school football game that had no relevance to how the team did in the postseason?
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i hate it when lakeland christian academy
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1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.
2) see also Southern Belle
1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.
2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.
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a boy that looks like a lost (gold fish), was born 4 months early and thinks Santa exists even tho hes like thirty, Is diffidently a virgin. Loves to let dogs pound his asshole, He is (gay) but hates to admit it because he is a christian and that,s a (sin).
guy#1:oh i cant stay out passed 9
guy#2 your gay ass( good christian boy)
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A genre of music that combines the Death Metal sound and theme with Christian beliefs and morals. Their aim is to praise Jesus Christ and the Lord. However, the mixture of these two themes often get mixed up and as a result end up offending the very people they are trying to renew the faith of.
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
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